Showing posts with label bruce d collins. Show all posts
Showing posts with label bruce d collins. Show all posts

Monday, July 2, 2007

Sweet Link SEO Love

From Bruce D. Collins, my personal favorite Post-Apocolyptic Wrestling Promoter who's now completely off Casey's bandwagon after taking in the whole crazy scene:

Lesson learned: it pays to have a full grasp on who you are advertising with, even though at first glance things seem reasonable.
You're among friends now Bruce... so how do you think they can get steroids out of wrestling?

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Hey Advertisers (Bruce?) and Casey's Bro.

If you want to listen to Casey's emotionless conversation with his brother, someone posted clips here:

http://webcogito.com/2007/05/25/steve-serin-confronts-casey-serin

Bruce, if you're out there lurking, i'd be curious to hear how you thought of that. You seem to be a spiritual person (which I do have respect for the people who's faith is truly strong, no bashing from this agnostic).

But as a Christian, how do you respond to Casey's complete lack of emotion towards his family? Is web traffic really a fair exchange for supporting someone who apparently doesn't truly care for the people hurting around him?

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Called Out By Hulk Hogan Wannabe

After admitting how nostalgic Bruce's web site(s) made me feel, Bruce decides to call me (and the Haterz out).

There’s actually a blog called “what Casey means to say.” You mean to say that someone spends their time critiquing this website because…(?!?)… they desparately need a girlfriend, perhaps? This guy over there uses the blogspot template and then reviews other websites. What a moron.
SWEEEEEET PUBLICITY. Uh Bruce, you might want to reconsider the attack on a default, but well designed, web site template.
However, even the biggest cynic would have to admit- what he has done with this website and the publicity he has garnered- was proof of his genius.
Uh, ok Bruce, if you think at least a decade of a wrecked credit report, breaking the law, amassing hundreds of thousands in debt (growing every day!) in exchange for publicity genius, more power to you, I guess we'll agree that what we want out of life are entirely different.
In Cali, we call you people ‘rubber neckers’, no where to go but sit there and gawk.
Thanks for that colorful, regional colloquialism. Here on the east coast we just call them Watchy and Standy Loos.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Meet Casey's Sponsor... Bruce D. Collins

It's not begging if you call it something else... well played Mr. Serin.

Let's take a quick look at one of Casey's new Foreclosure Avoidance Experts that will help Casey follow is true path to helping people out. Click here (will open in new window), you have to see this.

Holy shit, someone needs to update their site design from 1996. Maybe this is what Casey is going to do for Bruce. The good thing for us, everything on this page is clickable... if you hunt around a little bit, you can end up here (the second index page, will open in new window).

Ahhh, nothing like a page with faux glass cube things in the background.

HEY LITTLE LAMB! WATCH OUT THERE'S A LION RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!

I guess Bruce might be a hunter or something? I don't know, I get the feeling the Big Finale isn't about some variety show.

Hunting around the page a bit more, there's another clickable graphic that brings you to the third index/home page (new window again). This is some sophisticated conceptual site architecture, most sites only use one... or maybe two home pages if they're pushing it... this genius trumps us all with 3!

Ahhh, Bruce looks like he uses wrestling as a metaphor to teach us how to avoid foreclosure. Sheriff coming to take your house? Whack him with a metal chair to the back of the head! I love it!

Finally, I think i've found the one, true home page here (new window). Please stand and remove your hats while on this page.

Oooooh, real quick, let's check Bruce's mood. All these homepages are making me tired. Good he's happy today.

I can't really bust on Bruce too much, his retro website(s) made me happy.