Superior Court Next Week!?

Casey Needs His Binky

Casey writes:

I will be flying straight back to the States any day now. As soon as my other supporter is able to book the flight.

Rob Dawg counters:

A few things. The supporter who is paying the ticket "home" is mom. Isn't mom easier to type than supporter?

Turning into quite a man there Casetard. Anyone else think that image might be close to Mamaski Serin?

Blinky. For Flailing.

It's apparently catching.

Poor Me.

Poor, poor Casey... Still trying to troll angered responses keeping himself relevent... just like calling yourself an entrepreneur doesn't make you one...

The posed pictures really make you look like a douche. Generally you can gauge the effectiveness of Casey's trolls over at EN. Sorry, but you've all but lost control over your own future. Casey, you need a new strategy, all media isn't good, you invited the world into your mess so now you have to deal with the consequences of your actions. I know it's something you don't feel like idea guys don't have to bother with but you don't get to control the situation anymore. You've burned too many people, family and real businessmen alike.

On failed corporate credit:

That’s a pretty big roadblock. I was really counting on it for sweet passive income (sweet arbitrage!). The income to start paying back debts and to float the existing corporate credit. Worse yet, I lost my guarantor and need to find a new one if I am to try to re-apply.

Anybody have 700+ FICO?? (Just kidding)

Yeah, just kidding, just like your attempt to reel people into your Goldspring purchase was an April Fool's joke. In my mind, just another pump and dump scheme... but it sounds like you were the Greater Fool in that one and wasted some of your precious corporate credit. I am seeing Casey's new idea... Passive scamming... trying to be as ambiguous as you can in your post hope that there is a bigger Greater Fool than yourself. Casey wants another business partner to take a huge financial risk so he can chase his scammy pipe dreams.

Treating me like a child. Saying I have mental problems. Pressuring me to close this income producing blog down. Telling me I need to come back to reality and get a W2 job. Telling me I can’t handle my finances and need to appoint somebody to run everything for me!?

(And don’t even get me started on violation of privacy and ripping off copyrighted material in the name of “tough love”!!)

Seriously people. Let a person do his thang!

Haven't you been doing your thang for the past few years? Quite the success, i've learned a lot from your ideas thus far. If you really feel ripped off, go ahead and pursue it. Show the cut of your businessman savvy and take Mark's challenge. Ugh, sounds like a lot of work... maybe you're right, just keep posting the same thing about violations of trust...zzzzz.

Yeah I know, I look sad. Being hated by the world is not easy. Sometimes it feels like the walls are closing in on me. Must keep going though.

How many poses did you go through to find just the right sad face? You mooched a free trip (at your wife's expense) for a sightseeing "adventure" down under.

Casey, there's a huge difference between people hating you and feeling you need to face consequences for your actions. Few folks hate you, even over EN. You played a very small part in contributing towards what happened in the real estate market, you went public with it and have blown many great opportunities to yourself back on track and burned many people along the way.

You simply aren't entitled to an easy climb out of your hole. I hope the folks that have made it difficult for you continue until you wake up.

You are in quite the catch-22 right now. You might think your trolling will keep your audience up, but you aren't being frank and honest, people are getting honest details over at Exurbanation and you let it happen.

At this point there aren't going to be any big paydays coming your way and personally, i'm glad about that. You can't blog yourself into credibility.

Johnny Applefraud

Jesus Christ... listening to The Tapes^TM I can't help but revert back to original form... Casey Serin is a complete moron. Is there ANYONE who didn't profit from Casey Serin, Entrepreneurial Real Estate Investor?!

Casey, you really have no business sense. You will never be a successful entrepreneur. Please do yourself a favor and listen to the tapes objectively. Hilarious.

Loosing It

Casey, a couple of verbal bullet points^TM for us to have the transcriptionist (although that project looks frozen for some reason) break out for other Info Product courses, or special reports:

• Trolling when you've banned the Haterz doesn't really serve any purpose, they aren't going to get all that upset about your Spaghetti Toast in light of the recent events.
  
• Go ahead, call their "bluff", but I would imagine that would require attention to detail, i'd love to see how you fight, me I imagine your eyes closed windmilling your arms wildly with open hands.
  
• Time to reconsider that job hunt again I think, you're troll even seems half-assed.
  

I think you could be one of Marty's Virtual Assistants though, it pays $100-$300 to be part of the Botnet Empire.

I think it's a fair question...

From the comments:

I too also wish to say to you best luck in my native language.

with best intent, Jin

あなたの呼吸は陰茎の今朝臭いがするか。

Translated via Google's Translation tool:

Now of the penis does morning smell do your breath?

Slap! You've Been Served!

First, my submission for Rob Dawg's challenge:



Second, I would think there is a wannabe Guru and a AdSense "Master" that aren't too pleased with this occurance:

Be advised that I have posted what you claim to be “copyrighted” material to my primary website, as you’ve been previously advised. The URL is; here. This material shall remain open and available for public inspection, download, and use for a limited (albeit unspecified) time. As noted on the subject webpage the dissemination of said material is in protest to failed conduct on the part of several lenders to your regard; and, may be material subject matter in an ongoing Federal Investigation for criminal conspiracy. Use the latter information as you see fit, believing or discounting my statement regarding investigatory efforts.

Well, this is just all sort of legal mumbo jumbo... going to take a couple reads to figure all this out...

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Casey Serin Goes Down....

The other guys on Casey's team didn't really want Nigel around...he made them uncomfortable when he stared... but he did buy the uniforms and cooked them fantastic omelets before the game.


Artists Note: While this is not my finest technical achievement, it has amused me almost as much as Mocha's portrait. Your eyes can't resist Nigel's sassy stance and whether his hand is on the way up or down. And all the Martys have a Children of the Corn quality to them.

On top of that some CRAZY things have been happenin’ lately. I wish I could say more…

In case you're not paying attention, the pressure of living up to the pressures of a NDA has forced our hero to flee the country. Go over to Egg Super Nation now to read the great details (that have been confirmed by the Swabtard). Some highlights:

• Casey abandons his family and wife to live with some Supporterz (like Jesus did)
• Casey indeed bought the penny-stock (remember that April Fool's Joke, turns out that was a pump 'n dump attempt... just another failure for our hero as he's already lost about 3k of the corporations money)

Like I said before, go here to read it all ... Mocha, still support our boy?

Back From The Future

The future doesn't look very promising for our hero. The book fizzled out, after an unsecured "advance" of $5k (loaned against future sales and a nominal 32% interest rate) Casey woke up to find the highlights had indeed begun to take a toll on his hair.

Faced with another decade of uphill financial battles, the sweet deals just never came. No longer able to afford the luxury murses and pdas, Casey found many bargains in the local thrift stores.

After the 104th marriage contact (executable upon delivery of the third child). Casey and Galina Serin renewed their vows on July 4th, 2017. It was a lovely ceremony before their house was towed away.

Out With a Whimper... In With a Whimper

The Book, Publisher, LossMIT & Galina

Well, the good news about Casey being back is that more photoshop inspiration is just around the corner... the best line of the post is:

The publisher understands my personal issues but a contract is a contract.

Casey, victim of blog rape, is forced to put his blog back up due to the "contract" with the Publisher. As it's been pointed out in various comment, I think we can now safely assume that this isn't a major publisher.

My guess is that the "publisher" is nothing more than another one of these idiot gurus Casey seems to lust after more than his wife. Maybe it's that advertiser who pulled a Casey and wrote a book. I agree with what some folks have said about having this NDA with a publisher... this makes no sense for something that isn't guru related. These gurus seem to love this NDA shit and threatening law suits.

Onto the book, can someone tell me what this is going to be about? The Casey saga is only interesting because of the Haterz, some of whom have done some serious investigation of details. The interesting Casey story is already online, for free and is more truthful than something Casey would try to concoct on his own (see the letter to his friends trying to scam them into saving his ass) .

Casey sure is addicted to the attention isn't he. Giving up a promise to wife, family and friends for a book that won't sell. Well done sir!

Since contracts are fluid, I think Casey bringing the site back up frees me up from my promise to back off of Galina. She's either rooting for this book thing or just a total spineless wench who let's her man walk all over her and her family. So what could a little photoshop fun hurt the poor girl?
On a final note, I like the LossMIT posts, but you can't say you weren't warned. The anonanigels that are attacking him are really lame.

We Win.

Casey Serin is a Sad, Sad Disgrace.

In case you missed this week's fraudcast, Casey's brother called in and made a pretty passionate plea for Casey to change his actions and situation. He basically called Casey out as embarrassing the family, failing his wife and having no backing from his dad or either of his brothers.

Casey, in true psychopath form had zero emotions or reactions to a family member calling in with such a plea. In a pretty telling moment, he even tried to put his bro on hold.

This guy is a complete fucker who cares about noone but himself. I won't make any more jokes about Galina, whether she's complict in this or not, I think it's the fair thing to do .

Casey needs some professional help for sure, but not regarding finances, but regarding his humanity. He's ruined his life, not that anyone really cares at this point, but he's brought some folks that sound nice down with him.

Consequences, LeWaterGate and Shades of Grey

Wow, that was a pretty telling flopcast last night. Duane's appearance recalled the old days when Bob Hope would do a walk-on during Johnny Carson's show... ok, maybe not. But there are some pretty interesting things to think about as Casey continues to troll with his latest strategy of a week-by-week cliffhanger.

First, as I posted earlier, it was stunning to hear the monotone way young Casey would adopt when talking about his loving wife. "She's a good person, smart....beep." Compared to Mr. LeGate and other callers it was very striking the complete lack of passion the boy had towards his wife. Duane has posted his tale and during the call you could really believe the value this guy puts on his home and family life.

Second, there was an interesting exchange with one of the callers about Casey's sponsors, one being a payday loan outfit. During this brief exchange, Casey showed at least glimpses of emotion probably because it is his dear sponsor. Legally I suppose payday loans can exist (although it seems like their getting more scrutiny lately, but I really don't know that much about that), but I don't think most people view this type of service as particularly beneficially to society, it's a totally predatory industry. Personally, I think it's pretty pretty unethical and bad karma to operate something like this.

During that exchange the caller seemed to try to question how a sponsor like that fits into Casey's "dream" of helping people with foreclosure. Playing devil's advocate, you could imagine some responses like "sometimes people are backed into a corner and have nowhere else to turn to, family and friends can't help them out and if they're able to pay before the terms inflate it could bail some people out... blah blah blah"... Casey's response was something like "if someone wants a loan you don't think they should get a loan?" The child completely missed any moral implications to that, so much for being a good Christian.

This brings me back to something Duane said repeatedly especially during the exhange where Duane and Casey were talking about another chance Duane offered Casey. "Casey, I deal in black & white you deal in many shades of grey" or something like that. I totally disagree with Duane on this point, there is no black or white or many shades of grey for Casey. His life, morals and ethics (are they different?) is one big blah shade of grey. There are is no right or wrong in his life, things are just there.

I'm sure many people have made this point before so i'm not trying to pull a Nigel here, but what went off in my head listening to this is that Casey is really a Sociopath or even a Psychopath. From wikipedia once again:

Sociopaths:

The Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders DSM-IV, a widely used manual for diagnosing mental and behavioral disorders, defines antisocial personality disorder as a pervasive pattern of disregard for and violation of the rights of others occurring since age 15, as indicated by three (or more) of the following:

1. failure to conform to social norms with respect to lawful behaviors as indicated by repeatedly performing acts that are grounds for arrest
2. deceitfulness, as indicated by repeated lying, use of aliases, or conning others for personal profit or pleasure
3. impulsivity or failure to plan ahead
4. irritability and aggressiveness, as indicated by repeated physical fights or assaults
5. reckless disregard for safety of self or others
6. consistent irresponsibility, as indicated by repeated failure to sustain steady work or honor financial obligations
7. lack of remorse, as indicated by being indifferent to or rationalizing having hurt, mistreated, or stolen from another

The manual lists the following additional necessary criteria:

• The individual is at least 18 years of age.
• There is evidence of conduct disorder with onset before age 15 years.
• The occurrence of antisocial behavior is not exclusively during the course of Schizophrenia or a Manic Episode.

or:

Diagnostic criteria (ICD-10)

Chapter V of the tenth revision of the International Classification of Diseases offers a set of criteria for diagnosing the related construct of dissocial personality disorder.

Dissocial Personality Disorder (F60.2), usually coming to attention because of a gross disparity between behavior and the prevailing social norms, and characterized by:

• callous unconcern for the feelings of others;
• gross and persistent attitude of irresponsibility and disregard for social norms, rules, and obligations;
• incapacity to maintain enduring relationships, though having no difficulty in establishing them;
• very low tolerance to frustration and a low threshold for discharge of aggression, including violence;
• incapacity to experience guilt or to profit from experience, particularly punishment;
• marked proneness to blame others, or to offer plausible rationalizations, for the behavior that has brought the patient into conflict with society.

There may also be persistent irritability as an associated feature. Conduct disorder during childhood and adolescence, though not invariably present, may further support the diagnosis.

Psychopaths:

Cleckley defined psychopathy thus:^[23]

1. Superficial charm and above average intelligence. 2. Absence of delusions and other signs of irrational thinking. 3. Absence of nervousness or neurotic manifestations. 4. Unreliability. 5. Untruthfulness and insincerity. 6. Lack of remorse or shame. 7. Antisocial behavior without apparent compunction. 8. Poor judgment and failure to learn from experience.

9. Pathological egocentricity and incapacity to love. 10. General poverty in major affective reactions. 11. Specific loss of insight. 12. Unresponsiveness in general interpersonal relations. 13. Fantastic and uninviting behavior with drink, and sometimes without. 14. Suicide threats rarely carried out. 15. Sex life impersonal, trivial, and poorly integrated. 16. Failure to follow any life plan.

It has been shown that punishment and behavior modification techniques do not improve the behavior of a psychopath. They have been regularly observed to respond to both by becoming more cunning and hiding their behavior better.

Now our boy hasn't threatened suicide as far as we know... oops, I suppose we've been threatened by the death of the Internet's Most Hated Blogger unless we do some leg work and figure out how to get Casey $1000 a week.

Duane was spot on with his rationale to "out' Casey. I think he's really trying a bit of "tough love" with the young fliptard. The problem is, if Casey is as disturbed as he might actually be, he won't feel anything.

Foreclosure Assistance Site: Phase I

Let's take a look at Casey's Foreclosure Assistance site so far:

• No hints, tips, tricks for people facing foreclosure in the last 4 posts. They all just seem to be about the recent articles about Casey. Maybe that's part of the self-help component. Read about Casey, take up German to improve yourself and your ability to be foreclosed in the global economy.
• Let's see.... oh wait, Casey has added a new Recommended Links section! There are 4 links, these should help me avoid foreclosure.
• Austin realtard... well, ok, I guess a Real Estate Broker could help me avoid foreclosure with a short sale or something, I don't know, i've never been foreclosed before. Thank god this Housing Bubble is almost over, the Realtards tell me we're in a long cycle of stabilization now. Soon my ghetto shack will be worth over 1/2 mil.
  
• Online mortgage... cool they offer 40-year fixed rate, interest only or negative amortization loans... that should help me out if i refi into a 40 year mortgage and end up in the same position after paying some fees. This might help! sweet.
  
• Credit Repair/Bankruptcy help... well cool, I better start working on my credit rating sooner rather than later. I don't want to be in this hole long. Pretty official looking site, sound good so far! Holy shit, what the F is this, I clicked on order and apparently they think i'm hard of sight all of the sudden... why are they yelling at me. Why am I at a different site? The Credit Secrets Bible... I can be in debt and still be Christian, cool.
  
• Payday loans up to $500?! Are you fucking kidding me?
  
  From wikipedia:
  

  The Defense Department called the lending "predatory", and military officers cited concerns that payday lending exacerbated soldier's financial challenges, jeopardized security clearances, and even interfered with deployment schedules to Iraq.
  
  Critics counter that most borrowers find themselves in a worse position when the loan is due than they were when they took the loan, with many getting trapped in a cycle of debt.
  
  Statistics show that the majority of the industry's profit comes from repeat borrowers, who are unable to pay them off on the due date and instead repeatedly renew their loans, paying fees each time.

  
  

Nice work Casey, a big Fuck You for putting up a Payday Loan service to "help" people in your quest for redemption. Just when you think you can't sink any lower.

From Foreclosed to Boring in 120 Days

Our boy Casey has just about run out of moves as the end approaches. As the cnet article pointed out,

Serin seems to enjoy spacing them out in a way that will vex his readers the most. “What happens is I feed off of it,” he said. “I know the buttons to press to get those guys going. After awhile, you learn what topics you can mention if you want to get extra comments on your post.”

I wonder if Casey really does think he's outwitted everyone at every step along the way. Before January or so, Casey was a lovable train-wreck, he couldn't help but shoot himself in the foot. As the houses were foreclosed there seemed like little left here, Casey stopped telling the truth, he wasn't honest with the audience and we just started entertaining ourselves. Some of us by just reminding everyone what a scammer Casey is.

Now there's no more houses, no more money, no more hope. So we get these really sad troll posts with nuggets like todays:

Speaking of traffic and exposure (and haters)… my wife wants me to shut the blog down. She has had enough and she has very valid points. So I have a very hard decision to make. I will save that for another post.

Casey just backed himself in a corner. If the blog is miraculously "saved" it'll just reinforce the idea that it's gone from auto-biographical (if not deluded) to complete fiction. The blog won't come down, Casey has nothing else. Where else can poor, struggling homebuyers get the upcoming How To Avoid Foreclosure pamphlet?

Sorry Casey, you're a little late to your own party. You really could have cashed out on some level if you didn't insist to keep trying knuckleheaded schemes with the likes of Nigel and PRlink ladies and the sort. Now you have no story left and most people aren't really interested in you and your wife enough to make this last much longer.

The Idea Guy, Brainstorming Session and THE PLAN

As hard it is getting to read Casey's posts lately I think there are some interesting things that are in the latest (in between all the obvious Haterz Baiting):

I’m looking for ideas, contacts and resources to develop this foreclosure blog further. Namely if you have a product or service that can help people in foreclosure or those looking to buy foreclosures, feel free to contact me. I want to review your foreclosure related product and interview you on this blog. I’m still looking for advertisers and sponsors.

Blah, blah, blah. So much for the "idea guy" thing. Casey's idea is still to take naps and see what type of low-lifes approach him. But wait, hold on... I THINK THERE'S AN ACTUAL IDEA here...
Casey wants to turn his blog into some sort of blogfomercial for bottom-feeding Foreclosure Avoidance Industry (for more information on Foreclosure Avoiders, don't forget to visit the gem of the industry... not this dreg of a site).

I want to review your foreclosure related product and interview you on this blog.

For a fee? So let's see, what would a Casey review look like? "YEP! This sure would have helped me avoid foreclosure, I endorse it.... wait, I think THIS would help me too, I endorse it...Boy THIS one sure would have helped me avoid disaster too, I endorse this too!!!!!"

I don't really think Casey believes he has credibility in this world, some call him separated from reality, but I don't agree. Casey Serin, in his heart knows he's outside the world of legitimacy and will never be embraced by "real business." So his last avenue, the get-rich-quick "real estate with no money down" can't use him as an avenue for exposure....well, since he admitted spending 30k and failing miserably, so where else can he turn in this last gasp? The lowlifes who will try to get money from people as dumb as Casey himself.

Casey, I know you're a web designer/developer/aspiring web journalist (oops), but you fail to miss why blogs and social media work, its for some raw honesty, opinions and entertainment. The audience is as much a reason for any blog's success as the author, but as soon as you try to "monetize it" beyond ads, you're cooked. Can you imagine what would happen if Kos all of the sudden "endorsing" a candidate who paid him off? You get traffic because of your audience Casey. Since you stopped trying to be honest months ago, you don't really have many outs left other than the banner ads.