Let's All Sing Along!

We establish targeted closing dates about the time of your Pre-drywall Tour.

We do this so you can plan the details of your move.

However, since we depend on many different trades, suppliers, and inspectors, and build out in the elements, there are things beyond our control that may affect these dates; for example: labor and material shortages, back-ordered components, city inspection backlogs, and inclement weather.

In the event of a delay, we will notify you as soon as we become informed.

Flail, you missed the first two verses!

Nigel Swaby's Golden Shower

Our boy Nigel has seemingly moved on to yellow-greener pastures. It seems he's now working with the fine folks over at Gold Medallion Homes. What the fuck is up with the level of marketing prowess in Utah. Integrity First, Gold Medallion... is there a chapter on cheap cliches in the Mormon bible or something?

Why, at this point, someone would want the "publicity baggage" that Nigel brings with him is beyond me. Karma will prove out that not all publicity is good publicity. Good luck Gold Medallion Homes, enjoy the benefits of someone who's judgement leaves him moments away from going into business with Casey Serin. I'm sure none of your potential customers will find that, even though you're just as much in the free-blogosphere as Nigel. Phew, that's some list of blogs.

Albert Einstein, the great mathematician, had some good advice for today’s home buyers

Yes, that Albert Einstein was one GREAT mathmatician wasn't he. Boy, what he did with fractions and integers was something else. Long division will never be the same.

With expanding populations, land is becoming scarce.

Uh oh, someone else apparently graduated from the Nigel Swaby of Paraphrasing NAR Mantra. Oh snap, they have a company song:

However, since we depend on many different trades, suppliers, and inspectors, and build out in the elements, there are things beyond our control that may affect these dates; for example: labor and material shortages, back-ordered components, city inspection backlogs, and inclement weather.

In the event of a delay, we will notify you as soon as we become informed.

This isn't a tired motto, or a half-hearted attempt. It's more than a mission statement, more than a goal. This is our song.

Wow, catchy compelling stuff. Good luck with the joy that Nigel's endless quest for attention and an online reputation brings you.