Thursday, May 17, 2007

Foreclosure Assistance Site: Phase I

Let's take a look at Casey's Foreclosure Assistance site so far:

  • No hints, tips, tricks for people facing foreclosure in the last 4 posts. They all just seem to be about the recent articles about Casey. Maybe that's part of the self-help component. Read about Casey, take up German to improve yourself and your ability to be foreclosed in the global economy.
  • Let's see.... oh wait, Casey has added a new Recommended Links section! There are 4 links, these should help me avoid foreclosure.
    • Austin realtard... well, ok, I guess a Real Estate Broker could help me avoid foreclosure with a short sale or something, I don't know, i've never been foreclosed before. Thank god this Housing Bubble is almost over, the Realtards tell me we're in a long cycle of stabilization now. Soon my ghetto shack will be worth over 1/2 mil.
    • Online mortgage... cool they offer 40-year fixed rate, interest only or negative amortization loans... that should help me out if i refi into a 40 year mortgage and end up in the same position after paying some fees. This might help! sweet.
    • Credit Repair/Bankruptcy help... well cool, I better start working on my credit rating sooner rather than later. I don't want to be in this hole long. Pretty official looking site, sound good so far! Holy shit, what the F is this, I clicked on order and apparently they think i'm hard of sight all of the sudden... why are they yelling at me. Why am I at a different site? The Credit Secrets Bible... I can be in debt and still be Christian, cool.
    • Payday loans up to $500?! Are you fucking kidding me?

      From wikipedia:

      The Defense Department called the lending "predatory", and military officers cited concerns that payday lending exacerbated soldier's financial challenges, jeopardized security clearances, and even interfered with deployment schedules to Iraq.

      Critics counter that most borrowers find themselves in a worse position when the loan is due than they were when they took the loan, with many getting trapped in a cycle of debt.

      Statistics show that the majority of the industry's profit comes from repeat borrowers, who are unable to pay them off on the due date and instead repeatedly renew their loans, paying fees each time.

Nice work Casey, a big Fuck You for putting up a Payday Loan service to "help" people in your quest for redemption. Just when you think you can't sink any lower.

4 comments:

Akubi said...

Murst!

Akubi said...

BTW, where did you get that complete success countdown widget?

Nigel's Guest Blogger said...

Same code Casey's using from his site. I'll email it to you if i can track down your email address.

Aspeth said...

Since I just had to take a trip over to IAFF to see who had pimped my ride, I noticed that the links you added by far trump his ads...

As of 1pm pacific on Friday, Dawg is the 10th most popular link, I'm 16, and his ads all fall in the 40's.

Nicely done, my friend, nicely done.