Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Let's All Sing Along!

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We establish targeted closing dates about the time of your Pre-drywall Tour.

We do this so you can plan the details of your move.

However, since we depend on many different trades, suppliers, and inspectors, and build out in the elements, there are things beyond our control that may affect these dates; for example: labor and material shortages, back-ordered components, city inspection backlogs, and inclement weather.

In the event of a delay, we will notify you as soon as we become informed.

Flail, you missed the first two verses!

7 comments:

flailing forward said...

I know. I didn't click the Gold Medallion link until after I recorded it.

Nigel's Guest Blogger said...

grab that player thing for your blog...

f'ing hilarious... i think we're a blogosphere of 2 idiots.

Akubi said...

Idiot here, so you have a third. Hilarious!

Akubi said...

BTW I had some difficulty playing it at first.

Anonymous said...

EVERYONE GO AND COMPLAIN TO THE UTAH DIVISION OF REAL ESTATE ABOUT NIGEL SWABY! LET'S TAKE HIM DOWN TO CHINA TOWN!

I looked up Nigel's Mortgage Lender Agent info at the Utah Division of Real Estate!

http://realestate.utah.gov/database/mortgage_individuals1.xls

6034495-MLAF Mortgage Lender Agent SWABY NIGEL Active 5/24/2006 5/31/2008 03/25/2006 INTEGRITY FIRST FINANCIAL, INC 5494443-MLCO

Looks like he's working for "INTEGRITY FIRST FINANCIAL" license number "5494443-MLCO".

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If you have a complaint relating to the honesty and competency of one of the Division’s licensees, please complete the form below and submit your complaint to the Division by fax, mail or in person. Please also submit all documentation that supports the complaint.

Complaint Form at: http://realestate.utah.gov/complaint.html

Anonymous said...

absolutely positively nigeltageously brilliant...

... i can't help but wonder though if the people at Gold Medallion Homes are Haterz too but don't know it. I can't imagine anyone with half a brain who'd actually WANT to work with the Pube Head. It's not their fault they hired a Cock Virus disguized as an award winning blogger/real estate expert. Someone should tell them to google themselves and look at what comes up.

Anonymous said...

Karma is knocking at Gold Medallion's door then. Gold Medallion is the worst builder I have ever built with. So if this Nigel guy is a piece of *&$? then it is a match made in HEAVEN, mormon heaven that is. It's about time that the mud was slung to a company that has been slinging it for a decade. They loose sub contractors left and right due to a terrible "Head Superintendent" and they loose sales people left and right due to a worthless "Sales Manager". They just claim it is the way of business, little do they know...SLC is a small place...and karma... well...it's way over due...