It's not begging if you call it something else... well played Mr. Serin.
Let's take a quick look at one of Casey's new Foreclosure Avoidance Experts that will help Casey follow is true path to helping people out. Click here (will open in new window), you have to see this.
Holy shit, someone needs to update their site design from 1996. Maybe this is what Casey is going to do for Bruce. The good thing for us, everything on this page is clickable... if you hunt around a little bit, you can end up here (the second index page, will open in new window).
Ahhh, nothing like a page with faux glass cube things in the background.
HEY LITTLE LAMB! WATCH OUT THERE'S A LION RIGHT BEHIND YOU!!!!!
I guess Bruce might be a hunter or something? I don't know, I get the feeling the Big Finale isn't about some variety show.
Hunting around the page a bit more, there's another clickable graphic that brings you to the third index/home page (new window again). This is some sophisticated conceptual site architecture, most sites only use one... or maybe two home pages if they're pushing it... this genius trumps us all with 3!
Ahhh, Bruce looks like he uses wrestling as a metaphor to teach us how to avoid foreclosure. Sheriff coming to take your house? Whack him with a metal chair to the back of the head! I love it!
Finally, I think i've found the one, true home page here (new window). Please stand and remove your hats while on this page.
Oooooh, real quick, let's check Bruce's mood. All these homepages are making me tired. Good he's happy today.
I can't really bust on Bruce too much, his retro website(s) made me happy.
Saturday, May 19, 2007
Meet Casey's Sponsor... Bruce D. Collins
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A real pro. Cash from sponsors: it's all green.
Well come on, Casey thinks he can hide that money from people and not report it to the IRS.
Geez, if the haters cause a spike in his traffic, he might consider Casey to be a worthwhile investment.
Bruce D., the 1990s called and want their website back.
Murst to say Murst!
I like Bruce, his web site is like a visualization of Casey's thought process.
How does Casey find so many freaks or how do they find him?
BTW, I would like to take this moment to proudly mention that my Technorati authority has jumped to 15. Is that awesome or what? While the vast majority of SE page hits involve seekers of hippie aliens on kombucha Kool-Aid and Scooby Doo (misspelled), I'm honing da skillz of celebutards in thongs action.
The last IAFF comment Casey deleted was a reference to Naked Lunch several months ago (too obscene I guess) yet he took the liberty to delete one of last night's comments about my Jamba Juice offer? Hmmm. Why would he do that?
"Geez, if the haters cause a spike in his traffic, he might consider Casey to be a worthwhile investment."
Going from 3 hits a day to 10 wouldn't exactly be a spike...just ask Nigel.
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