Casey Serin, Man of No Action

I need to, I must focus, I will, I need to, I must focus, I will, I need to, I must focus, I will, I need to, I must focus, I will, I need to, I must focus, I will, I need to, I must focus, I will, I need to, I must focus, I will, I need to, I must focus, I will, I need to, I must focus, I will, I need to, I must focus, I will, I am looking, learn a whole new set of skills, I have plenty of opportunities to solve my cashflow problems.

The only thing that will bring you cash in the near future is getting Trampolina to agree to that lingere show. I'd go $50 for topless, i'm sure many more would too.

This latest post is borderline bizzare. Going to need some time to figure out this mess. Some inital gems:

Yes, I sometimes feel held back by marriage.

HELD BACK FROM WHAT? Casey my boy, if there ever were soulmates in this world it was you and Galina "6 more years" Serin. You two were made for each other. A nice couple that can at least pose well in front of the camera. Her with her Lil' Scammer brand clipboard, and you with your near-perfected depression pose.

Casey, you will never be successful. You spend hours researching a horribly confusing post about living in a car to conclude you'll never do it. I'm glad that you're not actually recommending the book (but I suspect you never READ your Real Estate Education books either, because it might actually be worth reading.

Nothing much to rant about, this is just one of Casey's dumbest posts.

Foreclosure Avoiders Changed My Life i'm coming for you, read all about FA at Foreclosure Avoiders Ruined My Life.

*** UPDATE *** Casey starting to censor his non-honest posts, this one was deleted. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ....

Nigel = Sybil?

Wow, link whoring withdrawal hit our favorite pin salesman hard. The poor guy doesn't know whether he's coming or going. One day he's just trying to latch on to Casey's traffic, the next day he's setting up an anti-haterz site, which briefly turned into a Haterz-Lite site, now he's trying to figure out how to do battle with the Haterz.

From Axe Man's latest post:

Wow some random dude actually took the time to drive ot there and take photos of Casey. Unreal. He is becoming a national obsession.

Then it goes onto some typical boring attempt at feigning some sort of insight, I really don't know how to snark at something without a real point. I think Nigel's next "brand" could be "Interesting Avoiders."

I'm really not sure I understand why Nigel would post on this subject since HE WAS HOURS AWAY FROM ENTERING A BUSINESS DEAL WITH THE GUY. NIGEL, YOU HAD SERIOUS BUSINESS CONVERSATIONS WITH A KNOWN AND ADMITTED SCAMMER WHO'S FAILED AT LIFE. AND HE TRIES TO MAKE FUN OF SOMEONE WHO WENT OUT TO CHECK OUT THE DISASTER THAT IS CASEY'S LIFE?

Nigel more and more seems like Casey fifteen years out. The latest "boom" that was supposed to be his career is quickly souring. Last one hired, first one fired, all that.

I can't wait for Nigel's "Something's (other than my hair) Gotta Give" post.

Until then, My point is this is mostly algae caused by the sun.

Master of the Obvious Strikes Again

Blogcation is over.

Nigel, suffering from withdrawal chimes in with another gem that will challenge my intellect and keep me up for many nights to come. On one of his many successful web properties, Award-winning blogger and Aspiring Web Journalist gives us all a little something to think about.

Highlights can really be wrapped up with:

You can't leave water standing or untreated.

- Insert boring self-congratulating facts about Nigel -

And to conclude:

My point is this is mostly algae caused by the sun.

FUCKING GENIUS! Award-winning blogger, aspiring Internet journalist AND scientist. Interesting sentence structure for someone who feels a need to correct others so much.

Not satisfied with blowing our little minds once more... we know what a knack for branding and marketing he has with Foreclosure Avoiders. Today, Nigel tackles comedy writing (look out Larry David) in this side-splitting suggestion offered up to Benoit:

Benoit,

Your Casey impersonation is pretty funny, but the real Casey has asked me to delete. Maybe you could resurface as Crazy Sarin or some such variant?

HILARIOUS.

TCWND... 2nd in the Series... Casey Serin is no Tenzing Norgay

The cool climbers wouldn't let Casey hold the colorful flags...