Tuesday, April 24, 2007

Master of the Obvious Strikes Again

Blogcation is over.

Nigel, suffering from withdrawal chimes in with another gem that will challenge my intellect and keep me up for many nights to come. On one of his many successful web properties, Award-winning blogger and Aspiring Web Journalist gives us all a little something to think about.

Highlights can really be wrapped up with:

You can't leave water standing or untreated.


- Insert boring self-congratulating facts about Nigel -

And to conclude:

My point is this is mostly algae caused by the sun.


FUCKING GENIUS! Award-winning blogger, aspiring Internet journalist AND scientist. Interesting sentence structure for someone who feels a need to correct others so much.

Not satisfied with blowing our little minds once more... we know what a knack for branding and marketing he has with Foreclosure Avoiders. Today, Nigel tackles comedy writing (look out Larry David) in this side-splitting suggestion offered up to Benoit:
Benoit,

Your Casey impersonation is pretty funny, but the real Casey has asked me to delete. Maybe you could resurface as Crazy Sarin or some such variant?

HILARIOUS.

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

i appreciate the nigel digest

flailing forward said...

You sneaky bastard, how did you get the IAFF trackback to work? I thought he turned that off.

Anonymous said...

Look, somehow you managed to corner the market on Google Ranking for Foreclosure Avoiders so i'll just keep my little secret!

#1 Foreclosure Avoiders sight my ass!